The X-Files (TV Series)

Drive (1998)

Bryan Cranston: Patrick Crump

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Quotes 

• [Mulder slows down for a stoplight] 

  Patrick Crump : What the hell are you doing?

  Mulder : I'm composing a sonnet; what does it look like I'm doing?

• Mulder : Crump, what else can you tell me about what's happening to you?

  Patrick Crump : Mr. Crump. You call me by my last name you say "mister" in front of it.

  Mulder : Mister. Gotcha.

  Patrick Crump : Not Crump. Mr. Crump.

  Mulder : I can think of something else I'd like to call you. I can put "mister" in front of that too if you'd like.

• Patrick Crump : Hey uh... The Jew stuff. No offence. I mean, a man can't help who he's born to.

  Mulder : That was an apology, right? Gee I don't know if I can see to drive, my eyes are tearin' up so bad!

• Mulder : We'll figure this out.

  Patrick Crump : You'd better figure quick. We're running out of west.

• Mulder : I'm guessing we got 2 or 3 miles before the roadblock...

  Patrick Crump : What roadblock? I got rid of the cops!

  Mulder : Check your window!

  Patrick Crump : [Looks through window and sees a chopper overhead]  Oh man, if we get stopped... .!

• Mulder : Your one chance is that we meet my partner at the end of the highway. There, she will insert a long, large-bore needle into your inner ear hopefully relieving the pressure. Now, when we get there she's going to have to work fast. She's only going to have one chance. She's not going to be able to use any anesthetic and it will probably leave you deaf.

  Patrick Crump : [Hopefully]  But I'll live, right?

  [Mulder nods] 

  Patrick Crump : Well, that's what it's all about.

  [Pats Mulder on the shoulder] 

  Patrick Crump : All right, man. Let's do it.

• Patrick Crump : You people put me here!

  Mulder : Shut up!

• Patrick Crump : [Sees Mulder's FBI Badge]  It's you people! Figures!

  Mulder : What figures?

  Patrick Crump : SHUT UP!

• Patrick Crump : I see what this is! I am not sick and I do not have the flu! Vicky and me were just some kinda government guinea pigs!

• Patrick Crump : What kind of name is Mulder anyway? What is that... like Jewish?

  Mulder : Excuse me?

• Mulder : I'm sorry about your wife.

  Patrick Crump : Sure you are. You and the rest of your Jew FBI.