The X-Files (TV Series)

Hollywood A.D. (2000)

David Duchovny: Fox Mulder

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Quotes 

• Wayne Federman : Looks like your underground hero went from counterculture to counterfeiter.

  Fox Mulder : One more pun and I pull out my gun.

• Fox Mulder : You know Scully, I was just thinking about Lazarus, Ed Wood, and those Tofurkey-eatin' zombies. How come when people come back from the dead, they always wanna hurt the living?

  Scully : Well, that's because people can't really come back from the dead, Mulder. I mean, ghosts and zombies are just projections of our own repressed cannibalistic and sexual fears and desires. They are who we fear that we are at heart. Just mindless automatons who can only kill and eat.

  Fox Mulder : Party pooper. Well, I got a new theory. I say that when zombies try to eat people, that's just the first stage. You see, they've just come back from being dead, so they're gonna do all the things they missed from when they were alive. So first, they're gonna eat. Then, they're gonna drink. Then, they're gonna dance and make love.

  Scully : Oh, I see. So, it's just that we never get to stay with them long enough to see the gentler side of the undead.

  Fox Mulder : Exactly.

• Micah Hoffman : I am become Jesus Christ.

  Fox Mulder : I am become sceptical.

• Wayne Federman : It's actually... It's a writer-slash-producer.

  Mulder : Well, that's actually just a hindrance-slash-pain-in-the-neck.

• Wayne Federman : Just curious if she's more than your partner.

  Mulder : Enough, Wayne.

  Wayne Federman : Hey, whatever.

• Garry Shandling : Do you dress to the left or to the right?

  Fox Mulder : Wh... huh... what do you mean?

  Garry Shandling : Look, when I play a character, I need to find his center, his sort of rudder, so to say. And then every thing comes from that.

  Fox Mulder : I guess mostly to the left.

  Garry Shandling : Mostly?

  Fox Mulder : Most of the time.

  Garry Shandling : Most of the time... To the left... Wardrobe!

• Fox Mulder : You know, sometimes truth can be stranger than fiction.

  Wayne Federman : Well, fiction is quicker than truth and cheaper.

• Cardinal O'Fallon : Is being made a fool of a crime, Agent Mulder?

  Mulder : I'd be doing life if it were, sir.

• Fox Mulder : [Federman asked Mulder who he sees playing Mulder in the movie]  How about Richard Gere?

  Wayne Federman : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ha ha ho ho, yeah, okay. Um, seriously, what if I said to you the name, Gary Shandling?

  Fox Mulder : Wayne, you're breaking up. It sounded like you said Gary Shandling.

• Wayne Federman : You both are crazy

  Fox Mulder : Why do you say that?

  Wayne Federman : [Looking at Mulder]  Well, you're crazy for believing what you believe.

  [Turning to Scully] 

  Wayne Federman : And you're crazy for Not believing what he believes.

  [They both give him an odd look, as he gets up] 

  Wayne Federman : I'll leave you with that.

• Fox Mulder : Crazy people can be very persuasive.

  Scully : Well, yes, I know That.

  [a look of ironic laughter in her eyes and he smiles sheepishly]