The X-Files (TV Series)

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas (1998)

Lily Tomlin: Lydia

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• Lydia : [opening her robe to show a massive hole through her torso]  I don't show my hole to just anyone.

  Mulder : Why are you showing it to *me*?

• Lydia : [Mulder moves Lydia aside]  Masher.

  Mulder : Frump.

• Lydia : Think of it as the last Christmas you'll ever spend alone.

  [Lydia disappears] 

• Scully : You don't live here. This isn't your house.

  Lydia : You wouldn't think so the way I'm being treated.

  Scully : Well then why is all the furniture covered?

  Lydia : We're having the house painted.

  Scully : Well then where's the Christmas tree?

  Lydia : We're Jewish.

• Lydia : Maybe you repress the truth about why you're really here, pretending it's out of duty or loyalty, unable to admit your dirty little secret. Your only joy in life is proving him wrong.

• Lydia : We almost had those two, didn't we?

  Maurice : We almost had 'em.