- [referring to his and Scully's discovery of the Smoking Man's identity in the FBI's database]
- Fox Mulder: Smokey's got a name.
- [after playing basketball, Mulder approaches Scully]
- Fox Mulder: Hey, homegirl. Word up.
- Dana Scully: Mulder, it's my distinct impression that you just cheated, and that you're not coming in again today.
- Fox Mulder: Oh, Scully, I got game!
- Dana Scully: Yeah, you got so much game that I'm wondering if you have any work left in you.
- Fox Mulder: I'm ready to J-O-B, just not on some jagoff shoeshine tip.
- Dana Scully: No jagoff shoeshine tip?
- Fox Mulder: No background checkin' jagoff shoeshine tip.
- FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: I've done as you asked, now I would like you to do for me.
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: ...Do for you?
- FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: I think I'm entitled.
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: To?
- FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: The truth. The truth about my mother. She won't tell me.
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: 'Cause you won't believe her. Maybe you won't believe me. Maybe it's better not to know.
- FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: I need to know!
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: You need to show me that you're capable of handling the responsibility that comes with this knowledge.
- FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: Don't try me, old man!
- [CSM smacks him]
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: I gave you responsibility, I gave you a position, I gave you the things you couldn't get yourself and you can't do the job!
- FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: Keeping Fox Mulder down is not a job, it's your dirty work!
- [CSM smacks him harder]
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: You *pale* to Fox Mulder.
- Cassandra Spender: My God... Oh My God... I think I am going to pee the floor
- Fox Mulder: [chuckles] Don't... don't do that
- [they hug]
- The Cigarette Smoking Man: Treachery is the inevitable result of all affairs. Every man believes he has his own good reason...