Bruce Boxleitner: Captain Martin Duval

Quotes 

• Siroc : [after D'Artagnan slides across a table and lands face first in a woman's breasts, saying thoughtfully]  Bags of air could save lives.

  D'Artagnan : What?

  Siroc : Just thinking out loud, look out!

  [Letrec attacks from behind, is stopped by Captain Duval] 

  Captain Duvall : [shouting]  Cease this melee!

  Letrec : If you can't train your musketeers, Captain Duval, we will!

  Captain Duvall : Looks to me Letrec like they were training you!

• D'Artagnan : How did you like that barber job I gave that Cardinal's Guard Sir?

  Captain Duvall : I didn't!

• Captain Duvall : Gentlemen, our nation is at peril, our Queen has never cared to govern, our young King is... is unmolded clay! We cannot let Mazarin be the only influence over the CROWN-

  [slams his fist on the table to emphasize his point, the table buckles] 

  Siroc : Sorry Sir, that's my fault, I needed a few extra screws for my new invention...

  Captain Duvall : So you dismantled my desk?

  Siroc : Well, the quartermaster was out of screws Sir and, if you don't mind me saying so, if you gesture a little less emphatically, we might...

  Captain Duvall : Leave it! Just leave it alone!

• D'Artagnan : [after throwing 'Jacques' to the floor under a cow]  Enjoying the view?

  Jaqueline Rochey : [Grabs cow's udder and squirts milk into his face, stands up and grabs his sword arm while putting her own sword against his crotch]  Now let go.

  [Takes his sword] 

  Jaqueline Rochey : Thank you.

  [Throws it behind her, Captain Duval catches it] 

  Captain Duvall : Well done. Well done.

  Jaqueline Rochey : Thank you. Jacques Leponte at your service.

  Captain Duvall : Captain Duval.

  Jaqueline Rochey : I would like to join the musketeers Captain.

  D'Artagnan : You can't just join. We're an elite force...

  Captain Duvall : It wouldn't hurt you to have some competition. The son of the legendary D'Artagnan isn't accustomed to losing.

  D'Artagnan : He cheated.

  Captain Duvall : Crying over spilt milk?

  Jaqueline Rochey : That's very witty Captain.

  Captain Duvall : Thank you. You have taste as well as talent.

• Captain Duvall : [after 'Jacques' tells them his sad life story, sounding truly sympathetic]  That's terrible.

  D'Artagnan : [sarcastically]  I'm crying.

• Captain Duvall : Have the others been giving you a hard time?

  Jaqueline Rochey : No.

  Captain Duvall : They may tease you about...

  [Starts looking uncomfortable] 

  Captain Duvall : uh... The... well, the way you speak.

  Jaqueline Rochey : What way is that?

  Captain Duvall : Well, uh... You know I had a Sergeant once. Everybody in the barracks called him... 'Squeaky'.

  [hastily] 

  Captain Duvall : But by God he was a soldier.