Young Blades (TV Series)
Wanted (2005)
Karen Cliche: Jacqueline Roget, Jacques Leponte
Quotes
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Jaqueline Rochey : [Jacqueline is stuck up a tree, her shirt has been torn off and she's hiding her chest in the branches] Throw me my shirt!
D'Artagnan : What for?
Jaqueline Rochey : I'm cold.
D'Artagnan : Come down out of the wind.
Jaqueline Rochey : First throw me my shirt!
D'Artagnan : Don't be ridiculous.
Gerard Rochey : I'll throw it to you!
[Picks up the shirt, realises it's torn]
Gerard Rochey : Here, take mine instead!
[Starts to pull his shirt off, answering D'Artagnan's look]
Gerard Rochey : He's ashamed of his belly button.
D'Artagnan : [as Jacqueline reaches for her shirt] I wouldn't do that, the branch will-
[the branch breaks and Jacqueline tumbles onto the floor, holding an armful of leaves to cover her chest]
D'Artagnan : There's nothing wrong with your belly button.
Gerard Rochey : Don't look at my brother like that!
Jaqueline Rochey : Oh Gerard, you can quit pretending!
Gerard Rochey : Right. Well don't look at my sister like that!
D'Artagnan : I want an explanation. I'll trade you my shirt for the truth. The whole truth! For the partial truth you get a sleeve.
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Gerard Rochey : [saying good bye] Good bye. Thank you! And remember... That man is my sister.
[walks off]
Jaqueline Rochey : Actually I'd like you to forget that I'm his sister. If I'm caught I'll be executed. Can I trust you with my secret?
D'Artagnan : [as Siroc and Ramon ride towards them] What about them?
Jaqueline Rochey : The fewer who know the better. And fewer who will know that you lost a duel to a girl... Not to mention the heart of your little Charlotte.
D'Artagnan : [shouting to the other two men] So! What do you think of our Jacques? Is he a stud or what?
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Jaqueline Rochey : Do you yield to D'Artagnan?
Gerard Rochey : Wait a minute, I'M D'Artagnan!
Jaqueline Rochey : No, I'M D'Artagnan!
Gerard Rochey : Why do you always get to be D'Artagnan?
Jaqueline Rochey : Because I always win, do you yield?
Father Rochey : He yields, he yields! Jacqueline, I sent you for eggs half an hour ago and Gerard...
[Looks down]
Father Rochey : Why are you standing in horse manure?
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Jaqueline Rochey : [Dressed in men's clothes] 'Scuse me, I am interested in enlisting in the musketeers.
D'Artagnan : Yes, and I'd like to be the Queen of Romania!
Jaqueline Rochey : You are rude.
D'Artagnan : Oh it was a joke.
Jaqueline Rochey : You will apologize.
D'Artagnan : Well I thought I just did.
Jaqueline Rochey : An excuse is not an apology.
D'Artagnan : Well, aren't we the little Bantam Cock?
Jaqueline Rochey : More insults.
[pulls out a knife]
Jaqueline Rochey : Draw your weapon!
D'Artagnan : [laughs] Now all you need is a fork and you can dine with Ramon!
Jaqueline Rochey : Draw your weapon Sir!
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D'Artagnan : My I ask who it is I am about to humiliate?
Jaqueline Rochey : Jacques. Leponte. And your name Sir?
D'Artagnan : D'Artagnan.
Jaqueline Rochey : That's impossible. Too young to be the great D'Artagnan and you're
[snorts]
Jaqueline Rochey : clearly no relation.
D'Artagnan : Why's that?
Jaqueline Rochey : Because he was an excellent swordsman.
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D'Artagnan : [after throwing 'Jacques' to the floor under a cow] Enjoying the view?
Jaqueline Rochey : [Grabs cow's udder and squirts milk into his face, stands up and grabs his sword arm while putting her own sword against his crotch] Now let go.
[Takes his sword]
Jaqueline Rochey : Thank you.
[Throws it behind her, Captain Duval catches it]
Captain Duvall : Well done. Well done.
Jaqueline Rochey : Thank you. Jacques Leponte at your service.
Captain Duvall : Captain Duval.
Jaqueline Rochey : I would like to join the musketeers Captain.
D'Artagnan : You can't just join. We're an elite force...
Captain Duvall : It wouldn't hurt you to have some competition. The son of the legendary D'Artagnan isn't accustomed to losing.
D'Artagnan : He cheated.
Captain Duvall : Crying over spilt milk?
Jaqueline Rochey : That's very witty Captain.
Captain Duvall : Thank you. You have taste as well as talent.
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Captain Duvall : Have the others been giving you a hard time?
Jaqueline Rochey : No.
Captain Duvall : They may tease you about...
[Starts looking uncomfortable]
Captain Duvall : uh... The... well, the way you speak.
Jaqueline Rochey : What way is that?
Captain Duvall : Well, uh... You know I had a Sergeant once. Everybody in the barracks called him... 'Squeaky'.
[hastily]
Captain Duvall : But by God he was a soldier.
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Cardinal Mazarin : [On top of a cliff at midnight wearing robes and masks, about a bound prisoner] He seems to have gained some strength. But will he fly?
[Throws prisoner off cliff]
Cardinal Mazarin : Trial and error. Well, thankfully we have plenty of specimens.
Jaqueline Rochey : [Hiding, watching them] I know that voice! That's Cardinal Mazarin!
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Jaqueline Rochey : [being instructed on how to fly Siroc's flying machine] How do you land?
Siroc : [Evasively] Uh, well, it's a work in progress.
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Jaqueline Rochey : [as they try to fly the machine] Flap!
D'Artagnan : I'm flapping!
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Gerard Rochey : Jacqueline...
Jaqueline Rochey : [Hurriedly] Jacques! Jacques, your brother Jacques! Jacques.
D'Artagnan : [referring to the flying machine] Well, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this thing.
[Suddenly they fly off to one side screaming]
Siroc : [on the ground, watching them fly] He's over steering.
Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Yes.
[Pulls out his gun and points it at Siroc]
Siroc : [Ducks the gun and Ramon shoots the man sneaking up behind Siroc. They uncover the dead man's face] He's a musketeer!
Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Sergeant Morey!
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D'Artagnan : [after Jacqueline has vowed to bring down Mazarin] I'm with you.
Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : And I!
Siroc : And I.
Jaqueline Rochey : [raises her sword] All for one and one for all...
D'Artagnan : NO, no, no, no...
[the other two are shaking their heads]
D'Artagnan : That's my father's motto.
Jaqueline Rochey : But I've been wanting to say it all my life.
D'Artagnan : And I've been hearing it my whole life. It's stale, OK? Let's just say we're brothers. Brothers in Arms!
[Throws his arm around Jacqueline]
Jaqueline Rochey : Brothers, yes. Arms- no.
[Pokes his arm off her shoulders]