Mark Hildreth: Siroc

Quotes 

• Siroc : You know, there's no reason why man can't fly.

  D'Artagnan : Sure, look at Ramon.

  Siroc : [laughs, then looks at Ramon, considering]  Well, yeah.

• Siroc : [after D'Artagnan slides across a table and lands face first in a woman's breasts, saying thoughtfully]  Bags of air could save lives.

  D'Artagnan : What?

  Siroc : Just thinking out loud, look out!

  [Letrec attacks from behind, is stopped by Captain Duval] 

  Captain Duvall : [shouting]  Cease this melee!

  Letrec : If you can't train your musketeers, Captain Duval, we will!

  Captain Duvall : Looks to me Letrec like they were training you!

• Captain Duvall : Gentlemen, our nation is at peril, our Queen has never cared to govern, our young King is... is unmolded clay! We cannot let Mazarin be the only influence over the CROWN-

  [slams his fist on the table to emphasize his point, the table buckles] 

  Siroc : Sorry Sir, that's my fault, I needed a few extra screws for my new invention...

  Captain Duvall : So you dismantled my desk?

  Siroc : Well, the quartermaster was out of screws Sir and, if you don't mind me saying so, if you gesture a little less emphatically, we might...

  Captain Duvall : Leave it! Just leave it alone!

• D'Artagnan : [while they are cleaning the dungeons as punishment]  You know what I hate about hard work?

  Siroc : It's hard?

  D'Artagnan : Exactly!

  Siroc : As soon as I have conquered mechanised flight I'm getting right to work on a miracle cleanser.

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Si! A cleanser that will remove even these stubborn bloodstains.

  D'Artagnan : And these hard to reach corners.

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : But will be easy on the elbows and knees.

  Siroc : Perhaps with a fresh lemony scent.

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : But long lasting strength.

  D'Artagnan : But won't leave your hands cracked and red.

  Siroc : What if it was a lotion and a cleanser?

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : A lotion and a cleanser in one?

  Siroc : A man can dream can't he?

• Jaqueline Rochey : [being instructed on how to fly Siroc's flying machine]  How do you land?

  Siroc : [Evasively]  Uh, well, it's a work in progress.

• Siroc : Now, I lit the first fuse. When you pick up the prisoner, use this to light the second fuse.

  D'Artagnan : Fuse? For what?

  Siroc : For the gunpowder. How do you think you get up in the air? Oh, I almost forgot, here's a little bag of peanuts... Seemed like a good idea. Oh and, uh, cover your ears.

  [runs for cover] 

• Gerard Rochey : Jacqueline...

  Jaqueline Rochey : [Hurriedly]  Jacques! Jacques, your brother Jacques! Jacques.

  D'Artagnan : [referring to the flying machine]  Well, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this thing.

  [Suddenly they fly off to one side screaming] 

  Siroc : [on the ground, watching them fly]  He's over steering.

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Yes.

  [Pulls out his gun and points it at Siroc] 

  Siroc : [Ducks the gun and Ramon shoots the man sneaking up behind Siroc. They uncover the dead man's face]  He's a musketeer!

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : Sergeant Morey!

• D'Artagnan : [after Jacqueline has vowed to bring down Mazarin]  I'm with you.

  Ramon Montalvo Francisco de la Cruz : And I!

  Siroc : And I.

  Jaqueline Rochey : [raises her sword]  All for one and one for all...

  D'Artagnan : NO, no, no, no...

  [the other two are shaking their heads] 

  D'Artagnan : That's my father's motto.

  Jaqueline Rochey : But I've been wanting to say it all my life.

  D'Artagnan : And I've been hearing it my whole life. It's stale, OK? Let's just say we're brothers. Brothers in Arms!

  [Throws his arm around Jacqueline] 

  Jaqueline Rochey : Brothers, yes. Arms- no.

  [Pokes his arm off her shoulders]