- Quinn Pensky: [Excited] Give them some pizza, and let's get this party started, y'all!
- [Everyone stares at her]
- Quinn Pensky: [Confused] What?
- Dustin Brooks: [Calls to her] Psst, Zoey! Psst!
- Zoey Brooks: [Replies] Dustin?
- Dustin Brooks: [Answers] Yeah, I can't root for you.
- Zoey Brooks: [Confused] Why not?
- Dustin Brooks: [Getting frightened] Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave my eyebrows off!
- Zoey Brooks: [Reassuring him] Don't let them scare you.
- Dustin Brooks: [Scared] Too late. I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!
- Dustin Brooks: [opening lines, on road to PCA] Punch buggy red.
- Mr. Brooks: [punch sound] Ow!
- Zoey Brooks: [Corrects him] don't think that was a buggy.
- Dustin Brooks: [Apologizes] Oh, Sorry dad!
- Mr. Brooks: [Answers] Yeah, tell that to my bruise!
- Zoey Brooks: [sees the sign] There it is dad hurry!
- Mr. Brooks: [Gleefully] Relax we're almost there.
- Dustin Brooks: [to his dad] Uh, we better pull over gotta pee!
- Zoey Brooks: [Questions him] Come on Dustin can't you wait? I wanna get there!
- Mr. Brooks: [Explaining] Zoey calm down, I've never seen you so excited to go to school before!
- Zoey Brooks: [Nervous] Cause I never went to school with cool dorm rooms, a swimming pool and a beach across the street!
- Mr. Brooks: [Reassuring] Ya know they also have some of the best teachers in the country.
- Zoey Brooks: [Rolls eyes] Yeah, whatever, turn turn.
- [starts distracting her dad]
- Mr. Brooks: [Stops her] You're gonna make me have an accident.
- Dustin Brooks: [Yelling] You don't let me outta this car I'm gonna have an accident!
- Mr. Brooks: [Asks] Ya can't hold it for just five more minutes?
- Dustin Brooks: [Answers] I've got 20 ounces of water in a 10 ounce bladder. Stop the car!
- Zoey Brooks: [Asks] What you're gonna go behind a tree?
- Dustin Brooks: [Replies] Beats my pants!
- Mr. Brooks: [Mr.Brooks pulls the car over, Dustin hops out and proceeds to go on a tree] So first day in a new boarding school, living on your own, away from home, it's okay to be nervous.
- Zoey Brooks: [Answers] I'm not nervous. Come on where you this nervous when it was Dustin's first year? I'll be okay.
- Dustin Brooks: [hopping up and down] Stupid zipper, come on, come on!
- Dustin Brooks: [Yells] Go, go, go, go!
- Zoey Brooks: [Asks] What happened?
- Dustin Brooks: [Replies] Hungry squirrel, don't wanna talk about it, just drive!
- Michael Barret: [Talks to the girls] Plus we heard you guys got pizza.
- Chase Matthews: [Agrees] And cake.
- Zoey Brooks: [Asks] Oh, so you guys want pizza.
- Chase Matthews: [Agrees] And cake.