Thirtysomething (TV Series)
The Parents Are Coming (1987)
Peter Horton: Gary Shepherd
Quotes
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Gary Shepherd : You paid how much for this?
Michael Steadman : The question is not "Can this be done?". The question is "What can be done by 6:00 tonight?"
Gary Shepherd : You know, plumbers get 25 an hour. Of course, I only get 15 an hour for teaching, but, uh, society has its priorities in order. So, which pay scale do you want? You can pick either one.
Michael Steadman : We can get the sink working by then, can't we? And the toilet and the bathtub? Okay, forget the bathtub. Just the showerhead.
Gary Shepherd : All right, all right. It's not because I love you. You understand that? You just happen to be the only person I can consistently humiliate at squash.
Michael Steadman : 21-19 is humiliation?
Gary Shepherd : It would be for me.
Michael Steadman : Excuse me. We were tied 19 all.
Gary Shepherd : And you choked. You lost it. You had no taste for the jugular.
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Gary Shepherd : Hey, yoo-hoo! We're in here! Don't mind us. Just slowly open the curtain.
Hope Murdoch Steadman : Get out of here!
Gary Shepherd : Did you ever notice what happens when someone flushes the...
Hope Murdoch Steadman : [as he flushes the toilet, she shrieks as the water temperature in the shower changes] You are dead meat, Shepherd!
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Michael Steadman : [for a visit from Hope's parents, Gary helps with repairs in their guest bathroom] Well?
Gary Shepherd : Hey, no problem, man. We'll have it done by tomorrow night. We're missing that little squiggle.
Hope Murdoch Steadman : Oh, excuse me. What? Tomorrow? This is not happening.
Gary Shepherd : Sorry, lady. We don't have the part. See what happens when you go non-union?
Hope Murdoch Steadman : That's it, I'm going. Tell them I cracked up. Tell them I live in a cave. Tell me when they leave.
Michael Steadman : [she leaves and closes the front door] Are you really my friend?
Gary Shepherd : Yes.
Michael Steadman : Kill me.
Hope Murdoch Steadman : [coming back] Where's my daughter?
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Michael Steadman : Don't kill me.
Gary Shepherd : I'm waiting.
Michael Steadman : You know that really cute aerobics instructor? I hear she's great at squash.
Gary Shepherd : I'm not hearing this.
Michael Steadman : No, listen, we're talking major death around here. It's their last night in town.
Gary Shepherd : They can come. We'll play doubles.
Michael Steadman : Yeah. I knew you'd understand.
Gary Shepherd : Goodbye, Michael.
Michael Steadman : Wait, wait, wait. Are you angry?
Gary Shepherd : No, I'm not mad. I just have to give a lecture in four minutes, and I still have to decide what it's about.