Thirtysomething (TV Series)
Whose Forest Is This? (1988)
Timothy Busfield: Elliot Weston
Quotes
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Elliot Weston : She won't call.
Michael Steadman : She'll call.
Elliot Weston : No, she won't.
Michael Steadman : All right, she won't.
Elliot Weston : See?
Michael Steadman : Elliot, she's busy. She's working. Give her a break. There's a lot of herniated discs out there. Ow, Elliot. Do you have to clip your fingernails in here?
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Elliot Weston : [having spilled his lunch on his shirt] Oh, no. Why do we eat these things?
Michael Steadman : Because they're bad for us. Because... because Philadelphia is famous for its cheesesteak.
Elliot Weston : Yeah, but these are my day clothes, Michael. I've ruined it.
Michael Steadman : It's not a problem, Elliot. Watch this. Watch this.
Elliot Weston : What are you doing?
Michael Steadman : [taking a piece of Scotch tape and folding it over itself] It's not a problem. I know something about clothes. Watch this.
[taping Elliot's tie over the stain]
Michael Steadman : Look. She'll never notice.
Elliot Weston : [sarcastic] Looks really natural, too.
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Elliot Weston : What's wrong? You actually look glad to see me.
Nancy Krieger Weston : No.
Elliot Weston : Well, that makes me feel better.
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Elliot Weston : [Ellyn is setting him up on a blind date] Have you ever been, like, fixed up?
Michael Steadman : Once.
Elliot Weston : Was it terrible?
Michael Steadman : Oh, it was horrible.
Elliot Weston : What was it, did she have, like, a mustache, what?
Michael Steadman : Yeah, it was a big thick one. I made her shave it, then I married her.
Elliot Weston : Forgot about that. So, Michael, come on. So, what? Do you think it's too soon?
Michael Steadman : Do you?
Elliot Weston : Do you?
Michael Steadman : Do you?