Scrubs (TV Series)

My Way Home (2006)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• J.D. : Right, And where do we meet up in heaven

  Turk : by the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud

• Turk : Now how do I tell these people they should let their son go?

  J.D. : Just try and imagine what they're going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it's gonna be like when you die.

  Turk : Because you think I'm going first due to my Diabetes.

  J.D. : Right. And where do we meet up in heaven?

  Turk : At the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!

  J.D. : I'll see you there playa! I love religion. The point is Turk, if someone tried to pull the plug on you without being totally honest with me, you know where they'd end up?

  Turk : In hell watching 'The View'!

  J.D. : Next to the Super High Unreachable Cupcake Table.

• Carla : [seeing parents with an infant]  That's gonna be us someday.

  Turk : How does that not make you nervous? I mean what if our kid is out of control? Like, I was watching Webster last night, right? And Webster got all into the pancake mix. And baby, I mean all into the pancake mix.

  Carla : Oh, Turk, that's a stupid sitcom.

  [Turk and J.D. gasp] 

  Carla : I mean, that's a sitcom.