Scrubs (TV Series)

My Way Home (2006)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : I was one of the most promising young shortstops ever to come out of Altoona Pennsylvania. Then came the Dominicans. Long story short . . .calling them all 'Pepe' was apparently just racist enough to get me a life-long ban from the Appalachian Rookie League.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr Reid, out hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist, Dr Burk, had to cancel his talk on fear of public speaking.

  Elliot : Why, because he's afraid of speaking in public? Yeah...

  [chuckles] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No. His depression finally got the best of him and he hung himself... Anyhoo, we need a speaker and Dr Cox suggested you'd be the perfect person for an intensive Q & A on endocrinology. Be in the classroom at six.

  [walks away] 

  Dr. Cox : And Barbie... say, if it's cold in there, you can just borrow my lab coat; it's super warm because I lined it with these... ta-daaa!

  [opens his coat, pages of endocrinology text books attached on its intern]