Futurama (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (2001)

Tress MacNeille: Linda, Fiona, Tom Sawyer

Quotes 

• Leela : Why would Fry be immune to the brains' attacks? Because he doesn't shower?

  Fiona : The brains suppress intelligence by attacking the Delta brain wave. Every animal and robot generates this wave, as well as certain trees.

  Nibbler : Fry, however, does not.

  Fiona : Somehow he has cobbled together a random assortment of other brain waves into a working mind.

  Leela : Like a prom dress made of carpet remnants!

  Nibbler : Yes, like your prom dress.

• [on whitewashing Aunt Polly's fence in 'Tom Sawyer'] 

  Chief Giant Brain : Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity.

  Tom Sawyer : Please, no!

• Morbo : Morbo cannot read his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man wearing a hat.

  Linda the Newsanchor : That is a T. It goes "Thuh."

  Morbo : Hello, tiny man. I will destroy you!

• Linda the Newsanchor : Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna see? People won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!"

  [Another train crashes into the wreckage causing a massive explosion] 

• [inside "Pride and Prejudice"] 

  Elizabeth Bennet : Mister Fry, they tell me you're quite the oddity, a bachelor at your age.

  Fry : You think I'm an oddity, you should see...

  Butler : Announcing the arrival of the richest landowner in all Hampshire, Lord Brainley.

  Chief Giant Brain : I'm a gigantic brain!