Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Class (2006)
Nick Sandow: Doug Kersten
Quotes
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Doug Kersten : I don't know anything about a dead chick I sure don't know what the hell I'm doing here. Get my lawyer.
Det. Elliot Stabler : You're gonna need him, pal. We've got a paint match on that wall, and you've got a $150,000 motive.
Odafin Tutuola : That's pretty much a lock.
Doug Kersten : Why don't you shove your lock up your ass?
Odafin Tutuola : What'd you say to me?
Donald Cragen : Fin, Elliot. My office.
[in Cragen's office]
Donald Cragen : This is Tom Cole. Secret Service. He's got some fascinating news.
Agent Tom Cole : Riley's with us.
Odafin Tutuola : An informant?
Agent Tom Cole : Agent. Name's Doug Kersten. He's a long term undercover working up a case.
Det. Elliot Stabler : What's the target?
Agent Tom Cole : Underground gambling clubs and their links to organized crime, domestic and foreign.
Odafin Tutuola : All the gin joints in the city and we had to walk into yours.
Agent Tom Cole : Agent Kersten is not your killer. He'll brief you, but I've got to protect the integrity of our investigation.
Donald Cragen : [to Fin and Stabler] Get him out of the cage without blowing his cover.
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Agent Tom Cole : [leaving the precinct with Kersten] You'll be lucky if my client doesn't press charges.
Doug Kersten : My lawyer will be seeing the police commissioner tomorrow. Why don't you go solve a real crime instead of bothering an honest businessman?
Det. Elliot Stabler : Take it easy there, tough guy.
Doug Kersten : Don't even talk to me, ass wipe. You picked the wrong guy to mess with.
Odafin Tutuola : Running a casino is illegal.
Doug Kersten : Who's running a casino? I was entertaining friends.
[Cole and Kersten walk into the elevator]
Doug Kersten : Atrium, 56th and 5th. 9:00 a.m. tomorrow.