Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Four Funerals and a Wedding (2006)
John Nettles: DCI Tom Barnaby
Quotes
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Bystander : He's been shot!
[Everyone turns to look at DCI Tom Barnaby, who is holding a starter's pistol]
DCI Tom Barnaby : Well don't look at me!
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DC Ben Jones : I thought you were keen to get off.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Not particularly. Mrs Barnaby's mother's staying for a couple of days.
DC Ben Jones : Ah.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Cully's turning up, too. It'll be two days of lurid medical discussions, and the footie, if permitted at all, 'll be on the portable in the bedroom.
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Muriel : The society's still going strong, I believe, and the centrepiece is the Skimmington Ride.
DCI Tom Barnaby : As I understand it, that ride is a barbaric medieval ritual, revived by the Skimmington ladies to humiliate their menfolk.
Muriel : Yes. I'd really rather like to see it.
Cully Barnaby : Unmissable.
Muriel : There. That's settled.
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[DC Jones has been collecting DNA samples]
DCI Tom Barnaby : Successful afternoon?
DC Ben Jones : Like blood out of a stone, sir. And that was the easy bit.
