Arrested Development (TV Series)

Development Arrested (2006)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : I booked a wonderful spot for the party - the Queen Mary. Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea...

  Michael : [quickly interrupting]  I like hot sailors.

  Tobias Fünke : Me too.

• Michael : Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way?

  Gob Bluth : He came by the yacht, gave me this shiner.

  Michael : He hit you? What for?

  Gob Bluth : You know teenagers. Probably lashing out at you because of who I'm dating.

  Michael : Who are you dating?

  Gob Bluth : Ann.

  Michael : Her?

  Gob Bluth : Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything. I was like, "Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me." You know, just build up the little guy's self-esteem.

• Lucille : Michael's right, and I for one will not go back to wondering whether there's going to be enough food on the table.

  Michael : [Table creaks]  Might want to start worrying about the table.

• Lindsay Bluth Fünke : It's fine for you to say "Don't sell," but I'm going to be 40 in three years, you know?

  Michael : You know, being twins, our birthdays are pretty close to one another.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Yeah, but a 40-year-old woman has as much a chance of getting married as does of getting attacked by a shark.

  Buster : [Shrieks]  Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say "seal."

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Or a seal.

  Buster : Oh, God!