F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)
DDT niet OK (1992)
Marijn De Valck: Balthasar Boma
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Quotes
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Bieke : [sarcastically] You're looking fresh.
Boma : Did I feel ashamed about Dimitri at The Pussycat last night.
Pico : At The Pussycat. Did he survive?
Boma : Sheer embarassment. It started on the way in. He didn't want to give his overcoat in the cloakroom to save money. I put him a chick on his lap. He pushes her and she falls with her bosom on the dancefloor. And if you think he drank something serious last night... Sparkling water.
Pascale : Perhaps you should've done the same.
Boma : [last line in French] Probably. Yet I'm the one who's not allowed to enter The Pussycat anymore. Boma's not taking anyone with him anymore. Jamais de ma vie.
Oscar : You've already done more than you should, Mr. President.
Boma : There's nothing to replace it, Oscar. Get me some coffee. I'd like to forget about last night as quickly as possible.
Oscar : No problem.
Carmen : [Carmen and Xavier enter] Look who's here. Our nighthawk. You don't stop no more, do you?
Boma : I've ordered some coffee, Mother Superior. Something wrong, Oscar?
Oscar : The coffee machine's slipping again.
Carmen : Sometimes Xavier's machine slips, too.
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Dimitri : [closing scene] Dear friends, dear Kampioenen.
Pico : What do you say? Friends? Keep telling yourself that.
Carmen : Making us believe you would sell your garage, huh? And that suicide was just comedy too?
Dimitri : Suicide? Who told you that? That's the last thing on my mind. I got electrocuted.
Pascale : You should have said that from the start.
Dimitri : Nobody asked me.
Boma : So you've pulled a prank on us, huh? You can pay back my membership card in the Pussycat, dude.
Dimitri : But I've brought you this special surprise. This is 1,500 francs champagne per bottle.
Carmen : Tap water with bubbles, you mean, right? You can keep your junk, hypochondriac.
[she knocks over his crate]
Dimitri : [he rages] Yeah now it's right here on the floor, huh! I worked for a month for it.
Boma : [he checks it out] That's real champagne.
Dimitri : Yeah. Do you have any idea how much that cost me?
Boma : Dimitri, we didn't expect that from you, did we?
Dimitri : [he's angry] Right... Right.
Pico : Dimitri, I think they've all crossed the line.
Xavier : Yeah. We're terribly sorry, DDT.
Dimitri : [he rages even harder] Sorry? Too late, you trash cans you are! I'll put those birds of yours in the casserole! You will hear about it, bunch of potters!
[he angrily leaves the cafe]
Doortje : [she defends him] Yeah. That's what you are. A big bunch of potters!
Pico : [in the background, on his wife leaving in anger] You too, Doortje?
Carmen : [when they're gone; she's shocked] Wow, I've never seen him this angry.
Boma : [he safeguarded a bottle] Hey, we can still open one bottle. Who wants a glass of champagne? Oscar, could you uncork it?
[however, Doortje returns and takes the bottle]
Boma : Alright then. Oscar, give me a strong coffee.
Xavier : Me too. For the first time in my life.
Carmen : For me too. And no lukewarm.
Pico : Sure. Why not.
Bieke : Come on, dad.
Oscar : Give me a second.
[his coffee machine slips, then it covers the others with water]
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Doortje : [Doortje cries; Dimitri is in the hospital] I never thought you were such selfish people.
Pascale : Oscar, what about that coffee?
Oscar : My machine falters.
Pico : Doortje, explain what...
Doortje : Leave me alone. I warned you all, but no one would believe me.
[she cries more]
Carmen : *Should* we believe everything you say?
Boma : Doortje. He isn't quite dead, or is he?
Doortje : He was still breathing when the ambulance came to pick him up. If he survives, I want it to be over with bullying him. The man needs help. Otherwise you all have a suicide on your conscience.
Boma : Wise words, Doortje.
Xavier : Of course the question is "How do we help him recover?"
Carmen : Yeah. You can't straighten a tree that grows crooked.
Xavier : Maybe we could let him maintain our car some more?
Oscar : Or refuel some more.
Pascale : With your rusty bike, right?
Doortje : Just do the opposite of what you're doing now. No more bullying and teasing. From now on everyone sympathizes with him.
Pico : Well Doortje, I'm proud that you are taking such an initiative.
Oscar : Here's your coffee, Doortje.
Pascale : [to Oscar] It was about time too, huh.
Oscar : There's nothing I can do about my machine failing, can I?
Pascale : There's even more wrong with *you*.
Boma : [to Doortje; calmly] We'll call the clinic and ask how he is, alright? If he's still alive, then let's see what we can do for him. Such as, for example -
[scene overlaps; in the next shot, De Kampioenen prepare to throw a welcome party for Dimitri]