F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

DDT niet OK (1992)

An Swartenbroekx: Bieke Crucke

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Quotes 

• Bieke : [sarcastically]  You're looking fresh.

  Boma : Did I feel ashamed about Dimitri at The Pussycat last night.

  Pico : At The Pussycat. Did he survive?

  Boma : Sheer embarassment. It started on the way in. He didn't want to give his overcoat in the cloakroom to save money. I put him a chick on his lap. He pushes her and she falls with her bosom on the dancefloor. And if you think he drank something serious last night... Sparkling water.

  Pascale : Perhaps you should've done the same.

  Boma : [last line in French]  Probably. Yet I'm the one who's not allowed to enter The Pussycat anymore. Boma's not taking anyone with him anymore. Jamais de ma vie.

  Oscar : You've already done more than you should, Mr. President.

  Boma : There's nothing to replace it, Oscar. Get me some coffee. I'd like to forget about last night as quickly as possible.

  Oscar : No problem.

  Carmen : [Carmen and Xavier enter]  Look who's here. Our nighthawk. You don't stop no more, do you?

  Boma : I've ordered some coffee, Mother Superior. Something wrong, Oscar?

  Oscar : The coffee machine's slipping again.

  Carmen : Sometimes Xavier's machine slips, too.

• Dimitri : [closing scene]  Dear friends, dear Kampioenen.

  Pico : What do you say? Friends? Keep telling yourself that.

  Carmen : Making us believe you would sell your garage, huh? And that suicide was just comedy too?

  Dimitri : Suicide? Who told you that? That's the last thing on my mind. I got electrocuted.

  Pascale : You should have said that from the start.

  Dimitri : Nobody asked me.

  Boma : So you've pulled a prank on us, huh? You can pay back my membership card in the Pussycat, dude.

  Dimitri : But I've brought you this special surprise. This is 1,500 francs champagne per bottle.

  Carmen : Tap water with bubbles, you mean, right? You can keep your junk, hypochondriac.

  [she knocks over his crate] 

  Dimitri : [he rages]  Yeah now it's right here on the floor, huh! I worked for a month for it.

  Boma : [he checks it out]  That's real champagne.

  Dimitri : Yeah. Do you have any idea how much that cost me?

  Boma : Dimitri, we didn't expect that from you, did we?

  Dimitri : [he's angry]  Right... Right.

  Pico : Dimitri, I think they've all crossed the line.

  Xavier : Yeah. We're terribly sorry, DDT.

  Dimitri : [he rages even harder]  Sorry? Too late, you trash cans you are! I'll put those birds of yours in the casserole! You will hear about it, bunch of potters!

  [he angrily leaves the cafe] 

  Doortje : [she defends him]  Yeah. That's what you are. A big bunch of potters!

  Pico : [in the background, on his wife leaving in anger]  You too, Doortje?

  Carmen : [when they're gone; she's shocked]  Wow, I've never seen him this angry.

  Boma : [he safeguarded a bottle]  Hey, we can still open one bottle. Who wants a glass of champagne? Oscar, could you uncork it?

  [however, Doortje returns and takes the bottle] 

  Boma : Alright then. Oscar, give me a strong coffee.

  Xavier : Me too. For the first time in my life.

  Carmen : For me too. And no lukewarm.

  Pico : Sure. Why not.

  Bieke : Come on, dad.

  Oscar : Give me a second.

  [his coffee machine slips, then it covers the others with water]