Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
Whither Canada? (1969)
Eric Idle: Eddie Waring, Francesco, Interviewer #3, Vicky, Reg Moss, Voice Over #3, Mrs. Scribbler, Officer, German Joker, Narrator
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Quotes
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Host : Did you write this symphony in the shed?
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson : No!
Host : Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson : No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed.
Host : I see, I see. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in!
Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson : No, no. Look. This shed business... it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me "Two Sheds" and that's all there is to it. I wish you'd ask me about the music. Everybody talks about the sheds. They've got it out of proportion... I'm a composer. I'm going to get rid of the shed. I'm fed up with it!
Host : Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, eh?
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Narrator : In 1945, peace broke out. The jokes were over.
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Narrator : The joke was a fantastic success. Over 60,000 times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke...
[shows footage of Neville Chamberlain with the Munich Accord]
Narrator : ... and one which Hitler just couldn't match.
Adolf Hitler : My dog's got no nose!
Artur Axmann : How does he smell?
Adolf Hitler : Awful!