Steve Douglas: Well, I guess your friends didn't think your grandad looked so terrible, did they?
Mike Douglas: Oh, come on, Dad. They're waiting out there right now to give me the business.
Steve Douglas: Well, Mike, if you'd stick up for your grandad instead of being embarrassed and ashamed of him, maybe your friends wouldn't get such a kick out of making fun of him.
Mike Douglas: Well, I'll tell you one thing, Bub is never going to embarass me like this again.