South Park (TV Series)

Die Hippie, Die (2005)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Hippie #1, Hippie #2, Hippe #5, Hippie #7, Hippie #9, Hippie #10, Security Guard, Randy Marsh, Mr. Mackey, Officer Barbrady, Tom the News Reader, Hippie #11, Stephen Stotch, News Reporter, Man at Control Centre, Hippie Security Guard, Hippie #13, Hippie #14

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Eric Cartman : Goddamn hippies!

• Eric Cartman : I need a complete team to operate this vehicle. Along with me I'm gonna need a scientist, an engineer, and, of course, a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.

• Eric Cartman : What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?

• Mayor McDaniels : I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here. Their little festival should pump some money into our economy.

  Eric Cartman : They're hippies! They don't have any money!

• Eric Cartman : It's not potholes you need to worry about, it's potheads.

• Eric Cartman : [as he sees the attic hippies]  See that. hippies. These are what we call the ,uh, giggling stoners. Pretty common form of hippies, usually found in attics.

• Eric Cartman : [to the hippies he has locked up in his basement]  Here, here's some joints and a guitar.

• Eric Cartman : In my professional opinion, we're looking at a full-blown hippie jamfest the size of which we've never seen.

• Eric Cartman : Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites. Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies.

  Elderly Woman : Hippies?

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately. Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies. Hm, I don't like the sound of that. Could I take a look in your attic?

• [Eric Cartman is in jail] 

  Mr. Mackey : Uh, hi, Eric, how's it going?

  Eric Cartman : [sarcastically]  Great. I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it.