- Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! What's wrong?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know, Mr. Krabs. But I got the strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me, and the parrot is winning.
- Patchy the Pirate: You can draw on the walls!
- Patar: [approaches Squog who's covered in Gary's slime] Hmm? Yuck!
- [tastes the slime]
- Patar: Blecch!
- [puts some salt on it and now decides it tastes good]
- Patar: Mowanga!
- Squog: [angrily pushes the slime off him] Patar!
- Patar: [exicted] Squog! Patar unga Squog!
- [hugs him so tight his head inflates]
- Patar: Squog!
- [hugs him tighter his bones start cracking]
- Patar: Squog!
- Squog: [yelling at SpongeGar for leaving Gary's slime everywhere] SpongeGar! SpongeGar! Manaka! No tabonga Gary pooga!
- [Dino Gary rolls his eyes and slithers away as Squog displays a small pile of snail slime and points to his front walkway, covered in the snail goop]
- Squog: Tabonga as a go o saila! Tabonga doo. Tabonga doo!
- SpongeGar: Tabonga doo? Hmm... Tabonga doo...
- [Squog reacts angrily and slips on Gary's slime causing him to slide away]