George Lopez (TV Series)
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece (2006)
Aimee Garcia: Veronica Palmero
Quotes
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George Lopez : I'll take a shot of beer and two olives to shove in my ears so I don't have to listen to these people.
Veronica Palmero : Yeah, my family's easier to deal with after a couple of drinks.
George Lopez : You know, a good bartender just listens.
Veronica Palmero : And a good uncle recognizes his own goddaughter.
George Lopez : Yeah, probably.
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Veronica Palmero : You're just jealous because you're poor.
George Lopez : Oh, no she didn't! I'm not poor! I own a house, three cars and hundreds of dollars of change somewhere on this property.
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George Lopez : Look, I know you don't want to hear it, but this is what dads say. Someday you'll thank me for this.
Veronica Palmero : This is so unfair!
George Lopez : Oh, I know the answer to that one, too, whatcha: who said life was fair?
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George Lopez : Veronica! You're all grown up! The last time I saw you, you had a ponytail and baby fat.
Veronica Palmero : So did you.
George Lopez : At least I didn't have a full diaper. You see, you don't wanna play this game.
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Veronica Palmero : We walked home.
George Lopez : Why didn't you take a cab?
Veronica Palmero : I spent all my money!
George Lopez : On what?
Veronica Palmero : I'll give you a hint... I'm kind of like these chips... baked!
George Lopez : You got high?
Veronica Palmero : Whoa, is it just me or have we been talking for like, an hour?
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George Lopez : While you're here, you're going to get an allowance.
Veronica Palmero : At home I used to get $500 a week.
George Lopez : Ta loca $500, I'll give you $40.
Veronica Palmero : Forty dollars? Is this a maturity test?
[wide eyed]
Veronica Palmero : You're trying to see if I'll cry!
George Lopez : [weepy voice] You know who cries? BABIES!
