Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

The Pipe of Doom (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-head : [looking at a construction pipe]  I wonder if they're like pipes for water or pipes for like, crap?

  Beavis : It would be cool if they had pipes with crap and turds running through them.

  Butt-head : They do, dumbass. How do you think all that crap gets out of your house?

  Beavis : It doesn't, it's in my basement in little jars.

  Butt-head : That's pretty disgusting Beavis.

  Beavis : I know.

• Butt-head : [Being stuck in a construction pipe]  C'mon Beavis!

  Beavis : I think I got an idea.

  Butt-head : Uh, what is it?

  Beavis : You could like live in the pipe.

  Butt-head : I dont wanna live in a pipe, buttmunch!

  Beavis : Yeah, but, like, if you're stuck in a pipe they can't make you go to school.

  Butt-head : Oh yeah. But what about chicks?

  Beavis : There's chicks in there?

  Butt-head : No fartknocker! I'm talking about the chicks I'm gonna be scoring with when I get some chest hairs!

  Beavis : You could get the chicks stuck in the pipe with you!

  Butt-head : Huh huh, that would be cool.