- Butt-head: [looking at a construction pipe] I wonder if they're like pipes for water or pipes for like, crap?
- Beavis: It would be cool if they had pipes with crap and turds running through them.
- Butt-head: They do, dumbass. How do you think all that crap gets out of your house?
- Beavis: It doesn't, it's in my basement in little jars.
- Butt-head: That's pretty disgusting Beavis.
- Beavis: I know.
- Butt-head: [Being stuck in a construction pipe] C'mon Beavis!
- Beavis: I think I got an idea.
- Butt-head: Uh, what is it?
- Beavis: You could like live in the pipe.
- Butt-head: I dont wanna live in a pipe, buttmunch!
- Beavis: Yeah, but, like, if you're stuck in a pipe they can't make you go to school.
- Butt-head: Oh yeah. But what about chicks?
- Beavis: There's chicks in there?
- Butt-head: No fartknocker! I'm talking about the chicks I'm gonna be scoring with when I get some chest hairs!
- Beavis: You could get the chicks stuck in the pipe with you!
- Butt-head: Huh huh, that would be cool.