Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? (2006)

Mitchel Musso: Oliver Oken

Quotes 

• Lilly Truscott : [Hannah stands behind the coat rack and moves clothes in front of her face so Lilly can't see her]  I just wish Miley were here.

  Hannah Montana : [talks fast]  Uh, Miley, who's Miley, I don't know Miley, that's a strange name.

  Lilly Truscott : Oh, she's my best friend.

  Hannah Montana : [spreads clothes on coat rack and steps through it, then she runs to the door and opens it]  Right! Well then, why don't you go get her.

  Lilly Truscott : Oh, great idea, I'll call her

  [takes out cell phone] 

  Hannah Montana : [closes door]  No!

  [walks up to her] 

  Hannah Montana : You know, cell phones don't really work in here, it has to do with the walls and the cement and...

  [her cell phone starts ringing and she looks down at it] 

  Hannah Montana : OK, they must've fixed it.

  Lilly Truscott : [Lilly's mouth opens]  Aren't you gonna get that?

  Hannah Montana : Uh, uh, uh, uh, No! I'm talking to you that would be rude.

  [phone ring more] 

  Hannah Montana : Ok, she's not home

  [closes Lilly's cell phone] 

  Lilly Truscott : Wow, that was weird!

  Hannah Montana : [reaches for a pen and a picture]  Uh, why don't I just give you an autograph for her.

  Oliver Oken : What about me, I'm the one who loves you!

  [Hannah closes her eyes] 

  Oliver Oken : [see's the pie on Hannah's face]  Your much paler in person

  Hannah Montana : Yeah, and you know what, gosh it was real fun meetin' you guys but I really gotta go.

  Oliver Oken : Wait! Can't I shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair?

  Hannah Montana : No! But you can take this towel.

  [throws him the towel she wiped pie out of her eyes with] 

  Oliver Oken : Hannah Montana's towel!

  [falls from window] 

  Oliver Oken : [crashing noises]  Its ok, none of my blood got on the towel!

  Lilly Truscott : Well, I guess I'm leaving too.

  Hannah Montana : [motions her out the door]  OK!

  Lilly Truscott : Without even a towel as a souvenir.

  Hannah Montana : [motions her out of the room again]  Buh bye!

  Lilly Truscott : Nothing but my memories, which will fade, too, too, quickly.

  [turns back around] 

  Hannah Montana : All right all right! Here!

  [hands her a scarf] 

  Lilly Truscott : Oh my gosh!

  [puts scarf around her neck] 

  Lilly Truscott : The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage!

  [Hannah grabs the autograph and hands it to her] 

  Lilly Truscott : I can't believe. Hey I have a lucky bracelet just like that! I loaned it to my best friend yesterday. Of course mine says Lilly on the back...

  [looks at bottom of bracelet] 

  Lilly Truscott : Just like that.

  [wipes pie off of Hannah's face] 

  Hannah Montana : Ta da!

• Lilly Truscott : Ok, we didn't get those seats. Minor setback. but the good news is

  [starts whispering] 

  Lilly Truscott : we have better seats for Hannah Montana!

  Miley Stewart : I'm sorry, it's just that, I don't like Hannah Montana

  [pulls her hair behind her head and starts eating] 

  Lilly Truscott : [leans down until her head is almost even with the table]  What?

  Oliver Oken : [walks in and starts talking to girls]  Hey baby, how are you doing?... Oliver Oken, and may I say you two, are smokin'

  Amber : In your dreams.

  Oliver Oken : I'm countin' on that!

  [walks past another girl] 

  Oliver Oken : Hey slick!... Hey! Oh yeah, she wants me.

  Lilly Truscott : Oliver, you're not going to believe this! Miley says she "doesn't" like Hannah Montana!

  Oliver Oken : What! Hannah Montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet!, in fact, FYI someday I'm gonna be Mr. Hannah Montana.

  [Miley's eyebrows go halfway up her forehead] 

  Oliver Oken : I'm gonna watch her every minute of every day, and protect her from any obsessed fans, and every night I''m gonna shampoo and condition that beautiful "blonde" hair.

  Miley Stewart : Oliver, I say this because I care about you, *get some help*!