Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? (2006)

Jason Earles: Jackson Stewart

Quotes 

• Jackson Stewart : What you see is what you get.

  [strikes a rock star pose] 

• Jackson Stewart : Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a souvenir.

  Hannah Montana : Jackson get out of here!

  [throws a roll of toilet paper] 

  Jackson Stewart : For you. Told you we were tight.

  [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye] 

• Miley Stewart : Next time try something with sleeves and deodorant

  [plugs her nose] 

  Jackson Stewart : If you got it flaunt it!

• Fairmaine : I love you Hannah Montana!

  Jackson Stewart : Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too you know. And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words Hannah Montana.

  [on the phone] 

  Jackson Stewart : Yeah, that's right girl, I know Hannah Montana!

  [Hannah/Miley rolls her eyes] 

  Jackson Stewart : And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night, great we'll see you then!

  [hangs up phone and turns to Hannah/Miley] 

  Jackson Stewart : I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night!

  Hannah Montama : Sorry, I'm sold out!

  Jackson Stewart : Dad!

  Robbie Stewart : Hey think about it this way Miley, he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.

  Hannah Montama : [tosses her jacket on the couch turns to Robbie and Jackson and points both index fingers at them]  You've got the tickets

  Miley Stewart : [phone rings]  Hello?

  Lilly Truscott : [yelling]  Hey it's me, landing in twenty seconds!

  Miley Stewart : Great!

  Miley Stewart : Lilly alert in 18 seconds!

  [takes off wig and jacket grabs another jacket and puts it on] 

  Jackson Stewart : She's your best friend Miley, sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your Hannah Montana.

  Miley Stewart : I pick later!

  Robbie Stewart : 9 seconds, get the juice!

  Miley Stewart : Got it!

  Robbie Stewart : Good!

  Robbie Stewart : 3!

  Jackson Stewart : [opens the door]  2!

  Miley Stewart : 1!

  Lilly Truscott : Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town! Miley, you and I, I being your best friend, are going to see, the one, the only, Hannah Montana! Woo!

  [Miley's eyes double in size] 

  Lilly Truscott : You're not screaming, why aren't you screaming?

  Jackson Stewart : Oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside.

  [Robbie wraps his arm around Jackson's mouth] 

  Jackson Stewart : [Miley screams in her head] 

• Lilly Truscott : We do do that... what?

  Jackson Stewart : You said, "do-do"!

• Jackson Stewart : [trying on Hannah's outfit]  I don't know. I think it makes me look a little big in the hips.

  Fermine : Please. Let's not blame the dress.

• Jackson Stewart : [Jackson enters wearing one of Hannah Montana's dresses]  I'm not getting paid enough for this.

  Miley Stewart : [Miley and Lily are both mortified as they look at Jackson]  Neither am I.