How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Best Prom Ever (2006)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Quotes 

• Barney : Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do?

  Lily : Okay, your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.

  Barney : Lil, you know I can't promise that.

• Lily : Crap! Band! We forgot a band! It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.

  Marshall Eriksen : Shh! Shh! Baby, don't worry about it. I called The 88!

  Lily : Who?

  Marshall Eriksen : The 88. They're this awesome band. They played my law review party. They were found guilty. On three counts of rocking.

• Ted : Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.

  Lily : Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for two hundred people! Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table, I need you to roll with it, okay?!

  Ted : Wow.

• Scooter : You're, you're breaking up with me?

  Lily : There's still so much I want to do. I want to travel, live overseas as an artist, maybe have a lesbian relationship. Plus, I think I was just dating you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain.

  Scooter : I can't believe this. I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain.

• Scooter : So big news. I heard from umpire school. I'm in!

  Lily : Oh, disco! I am so happy for you.

  Scooter : You mean happy for us, right, babe?

  Lily : Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.

  Scooter : No, baby. *We're* gonna be an umpire someday.

• [Lily finds out she can't go into a high school's prom to see a band that she might hire for her wedding] 

  Barney : No sweat. We'll just sneak in.

  Marshall Eriksen : We're not sneaking into a high school prom.

  Lily : Yes, we are, it's the only way.

  Ted : You're getting on board with Barney's idea? Man, you really have snapped.

  Lily : It's 9 weeks till the wedding. At this point, I'd say yes to just about anything.

  Barney : Well...

  Lily : No, Barney.

• Barney : [When Robin and Lily show him their prom outfits]  You look so classy and nice. You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home.

  Lily : Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band, 'cause we have to make a decision by Monday, 'cause I'm getting married in 71 days, and we still don't have...

  Robin : Shh. Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay? Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.

• Lily : [after Andrew tells her his dreams for after High School]  No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to. You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college and you'll give up your independence and you'll never live abroad and you'll wind up old before your time wondering "Whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?"

  Andrew : Whoa. You really think I'll get a girlfriend?