How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Best Prom Ever (2006)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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Quotes 

• Ted : Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.

  Lily : Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for two hundred people! Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt and consume this coffee table, I need you to roll with it, okay?!

  Ted : Wow.

• Barney : [At the Prom]  How did you guys get in here?

  Ted : We just snuck in the back.

  Barney : [Appalled]  You just snu... Are you serious? I've been trying to get in here all night. I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.

  [Gestures to the Turtle costume he's wearing] 

  Ted : But you got in. Slow and steady won the race.

• [Lily finds out she can't go into a high school's prom to see a band that she might hire for her wedding] 

  Barney : No sweat. We'll just sneak in.

  Marshall Eriksen : We're not sneaking into a high school prom.

  Lily : Yes, we are, it's the only way.

  Ted : You're getting on board with Barney's idea? Man, you really have snapped.

  Lily : It's 9 weeks till the wedding. At this point, I'd say yes to just about anything.

  Barney : Well...

  Lily : No, Barney.

• Ted : So how was your first prom?

  Robin : You tell me. I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight, and I kissed a girl.

  Ted : So, basically, it was a prom.

• Robin : Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're-going-to-make-out way. Not even in an I-forgive-you way. Just in an I've-missed-you way.

  Ted : I'll take what I can get.