South Park (TV Series)

Casa Bonita (2003)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Jimmy Vulmer, Chris Stotch, Sergeant Yates, News Reporter

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Quotes 

• Cartman : Casa Bonita is my favorite place in the whole world, I'll just die if you don't take me. Please.

  Kyle : Sorry, my mind is made up.

  Cartman : Well fuck you, Kyle! I don't wanna go to your faggy birthday party anyway! I'd rather hang out at home than have to be around you and your Jew mom for a day. Kiss my balls, asshole!

  [Storms out the door; reenters a moment later] 

  Cartman : Dude, I totally didn't mean that, Kyle. I really want to go to Casa Bonita. I'm sorry we had that fight just now, you know, I mean I said some things, you said some things but, I think we've moved past it.

  Kyle : I'm not inviting you to Casa Bonita.

  Cartman : Well FUCK YOU, Kyle! I hope you die! I hope you fucking die!

  [storms out] 

• Police Captain : Well kid, you made an entire town panic, you lost all your friends, and now you're going to Juvenile Hall for a week! Huh, was it worth it?

  Cartman : [dreamily]  ... totally.

• Kyle : That isn't it, Cartman.

  Cartman : What isn't it?

  Kyle : That isn't being nice. That's just wearing a nice sweater.

  Cartman : I don't understand the difference.

  Kyle : I know you don't.

• Stan Marsh : Dude it's Kyle's Birthday. We should do whatever he wants to do.

  Cartman : What? Fuck Kyle!

• Cartman : You look so delicious! Must eat your brains!