South Park (TV Series)

Ginger Kids (2005)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Mr. Foley's Eldest Son, Craig, Gordon Stoltski, Boy in Bathroom, Boy Scared of Ginger Girl, Ginger Kid #2

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• Ms. Garrison : Okay kids, looks like we only have time for one more speech today, so let's have, uh, Eric.

  Cartman : Thank you, Ms. Garrison. My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids". Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids.

  [slide projector clicks] 

  Cartman : Aw, sick! Gross! Ginger kids are born with a disease, which causes very light skin, red hair and freckles.

  [projector clicks] 

  Cartman : Aw, nasty, yuck!

  Kyle : What?

  Cartman : This disease is called "Gingervitis". Kids who have Gingervitis cannot be cured.

  [projector clicks] 

  Cartman : Aw sick!

  [click] 

  Cartman : Gross!

  [click] 

  Cartman : Yuck! Because their skin is so light, Ginger kids must avoid the sun.

  [class ooooohs] 

  Kyle : That's not true, fat ass! I have red hair, and I don't have to avoid the sun.

  Cartman : I was getting to that if you'll let me. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called daywalkers.

  Butters : Ooooooh, Daywalkers!

  Kyle : This is all a bunch of crap!

  Cartman : Ms. Garrison, I'm really having a difficult time with all these interruptions.

  Kyle : People aren't creeped out by gingers!

  Butters : I am.

  Ms. Garrison : Kyle, if you want to debate Eric, you can do so with your paper tomorrow.

  Kyle : Fine, I will!

  Cartman : Fine, in the meantime, shut your goddamn Daywalker mouth!

  Kyle : Grrrrrrrr!

  Cartman : In conclusion, I wil leave you with this. If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one...

  [click] 

  Cartman : think again!