- Chet - Redneck: How about we cause more global warming? So that in the future the polar ice caps melt; and it ushers in a new ice age.
- Darryl Weathers: How the hell is global warming going to cause an ice age?
- Chet - Redneck: Well you know, the global warming could be on a climate shift or something.
- Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a fuckin' retard you know that? Even IF global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen. You think an ice age can just happen all a sudden like?
- Chet - Redneck: Well I was just trying to be helpful.
- Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a fuckin' science book, cause you're talking like a fuckin' retard.
- Stan: [the boys walk into a fast food restaurant and the cashier greets them in future talk] Can you please speak in modern-day English, please?
- Future Immigrant #1: Oh, oh, um... Can I help you?
- Stan: Yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and fries.
- Future Immigrant #1: [confused] Chicken sandwich?
- Stan: No, a double cheeseburger and fries.
- Future Immigrant #2: [the manager comes out and talks to the cashier. Cashier leaves] Can I help you?
- Stan: Yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and fries.
- Future Immigrant #2: [confused] Chicken sandwich
- Stan: [yelling] NO! I WANT A GODDAMN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND GODDAMN FRIES
- [Stan's parents walk in]
- Stan: YOU FUCKING GOO-BACKS!
- Randy Marsh: [scolding] Stan Marsh!
- Stan: Dude, wait, wait, hold... hold on! Wait a second! This is gay!
- Kyle: This is really gay!
- Cartman: Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.
- Stan: Okay, sorry, my bad. Everyone back in the pile!
- Darryl Weathers: [Undressing] Back in the pile, everyone! We're going back to the pile!
- Aging Liberal Hippie Douche: Hey now, these immigrants have a right to retain their culture. Who are we to say our language is best? They deserve to have an education as much as you do.