Daria (TV Series)

Pinch Sitter (1997)

Alex Eichler: Tad Gupty

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Quotes 

• Tad Gupty : Raisins are nature's candy.

  Daria : Then why do they have to cover them with chocolate to sell them at the movies?

  Tricia Gupty : Sugar is bad.

  Tad Gupty : Sugar rots your teeth.

  Tricia Gupty : Sugar makes you hyper.

  Tad Gupty : Hitler ate sugar.

• Tad Gupty : Can I exfoliate your skin?

  Daria : Quinn lets you do that?

  Tad Gupty : Quinn doesn't need it!

• Daria : Oh, look, there's been a last-minute change in the schedule. It's time to watch TV.

  Tad Gupty : But too much TV is bad for you.

  Tricia Gupty : It can turn you into a zombie, Daria.

  Daria : Well, that'll make three of us.

• Daria : Do you alway do exactly what adults tell you?

  Tad Gupty : Yes.

  Daria : Do you always believe everything they say?

  Tricia Gupty : Yup.

  Daria : But what if two adults say exactly opposite things?

  [Tad starts crying and runs off. Tricia pulls Daria's hair] 

  Daria : Ouch!

  Tricia Gupty : You're mean!

• Daria : This record is shot. Why don't you ask your parents to get you the CD?

  Tad Gupty : Compact discs were forced upon consumers so that record companies could increase their profit margins.

  Daria : That's important for a six-year-old to know.