The Simpsons (TV Series)

HOMR (2001)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Gravey, Polly

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Quotes 

• Marge : Oh, Homer, where have you been?

  Homer : I just underwent a procedure to increase my IQ 50 points.

  Marge : Really?

  Homer : And they gave me this spiffy nerd ensemble, too.

  Marge : Do you feel smarter?

  Homer : Is the capital of North Dakota Bismarck?

  Lisa : [the family all looks to her]  It is.

  Bart Simpson : I don't believe it. Say something else smart.

  Homer : Dr. Joyce Brothers may be well-known, but her psychological credentials are highly suspect.

  Lisa : [the family all looks to her again]  It's true!

  Homer : Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say "liberry" or "tomorry".

• Homer : [at a school assembly]  I am here to give hope to the least of you, because we all have a crayon up our nose. Maybe it's not a crayon made of wax. Maybe it's a crayon made of prejudice.

  Nelson Muntz : Question.

  Homer : Yes, Nelson.

  Nelson Muntz : [quietly]  A moron says what?

  Homer : Not being a moron, I wouldn't know. However...

  [he mumbles unintelligbly] 

  Nelson Muntz : What?

  Homer : Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your moron.

• Homer : Change me back to the blissful boob I was.

  Scientist #1 : I'm sorry, we don't play God here.

  Homer : That's ridiculous. You do nothing but play God. And I think your octoparrot would agree.

  Polly : [squawking]  Polly shouldn't be.