The Simpsons (TV Series)
HOMR (2001)
Tress MacNeille: Princess Tempura, Woman, Quoter, Scientist #2
Quotes
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Scientist #2 : First, we'll test this experimental perfume on you.
Homer : [screaming] It burns! It burns!
Scientist #2 : Hmm...
[to her colleagues]
Scientist #2 : We'll call it "Desert Breeze".
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Scientist #1 : That appetite suppressant is amazing.
Scientist #2 : Homer, you really have no desire to eat that food?
Homer : Food? I'm blind!
[he starts screaming]
Scientist #1 : Who's gonna buy a pill that makes you blind?
Scientist #2 : We'll let marketing worry about that.
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Scientist #1 : [watching one of Homer's test experiments] Where did that rat come from?
Scientist #2 : He must have brought it in with him.
Homer : Hmm...
[the rat beats him to a buzzer that lights up]
Homer : Damn it!
Scientist #1 : Man, is he dumb. Where do they get these subjects?
Scientist #2 : He's a little too well-fed to be a wino.
[spotting something on Homer's x-ray]
Scientist #2 : Hey, what's that?
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Homer : [learning of the crayon in his brain] I've had thousands of head x-rays. How come no one ever noticed it before?
Dr. Hibbert : Oh, I can answer that. You see, whenever, I pick up an x-ray, I always hold it like this. My thumb must have covered up the crayon every time.
[chortling]
Dr. Hibbert : I'll show myself out.
Scientist #2 : Do you have any idea how this might have happened?
Homer : Well, I'm not sure, but it might have happened when I was six.
[flashback to six-year-old Homer putting crayons up his nose]
Homer : Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen! Who-hoo!
[feeling woozy]
Homer : Oh, I don't feel so good.
[as he sneezes, the crayons come out of his nose]
Homer : Uh, I think that's all of 'em.
