"The Simpsons" Bart of Darkness (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

  • Lisa : Dad, as you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal would result in months and months of...

    Lisa , Bart : CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad?

    Homer : I understand. Let us celebrate our new agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

  • Lisa's Brain : They're only using you for your pool, you know.

    Lisa : Shut up, brain! I got friends now, I don't need you anymore.

  • Homer : Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.

    Homer : [Homer climbs up to the pool and jumps in]  Whoo!

    [Dirty water splashes out of the pool as he jumps in] 

    Homer : Whoo!

    [Homer surfaces, covered in muck and filth] 

    Homer : Blaaauuuuggggghhhhhh! Eeeeeewwwwwww!

    [Lisa enters] 

    Homer : Lisa! The blob has got me! Don't touch me or it'll get you too!

    Lisa : Dad. You have to put chlorine in the water every day to keep it clean.

    Homer : Chlorine, eh?

  • Jimbo : Dude, buzz has it an even wussier kid has an even better pool than this!

    [all the kids jump out, leaving Lisa stood at the bottom of an empty pool] 

    Lisa : Hello? Hey, I'm stuck in here! I gotta think of a way to get out!

    Lisa's Brain : Well, well, well... look who's come crawling back.

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