The Simpsons (TV Series)
Fraudcast News (2004)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Mr. Burns : [Despite Burns' attempt to bribe Lisa with cute little ponies, she refuses to stop printing her newspaper] Very well, you had your chance. I'm going to shred you like a Christmas card. Now *get out!*
Lisa : [angrily] I can't. My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
Mr. Burns : [leaning nervously on his desk, Burns is at a loss for words] Well, what do you think of today's popular music scene?
Lisa : I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
Mr. Burns : My God, are you always "on"?
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Lisa : Elegy for Geezer Rock: Postcard image, thing to see / to think of Springfield is to think of thee. / What thoughts be-pass a'hind thy mien? / Why sky art blue? Why trees art green? / And what, pray tell, did thine eyes see? / Perchance, old friend, they gazed at me. / Brought low by nature's oafish hand / thy crush-ed our reviewing stand. / And twixt thy stones glimpsed I the truth. / All things must pass. Thy face, my youth.
