South Park (TV Series)
Best Friends Forever (2005)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Man in Line, Game Voiceover, Ice Cream Man, Heavenly Voice #2, St. Peter, Mormon #2, Mormon #3, Mormon #4, Archangel Michael, Satan, Kevin, Angel #2, Dr. Doctor, Man in Heaven, Lawyer, Judge #2, HBC News Reader, Skeeter, Ms. Garrison, Interviewee #1, Interviewee #2, Republican #1, Angel #5
Quotes
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[the crowds gather inside Hell's Pass Hospital in the battle for the feeding tube]
Kyle : [shouts] We all want the country to see that Kenny is alive, and in pain!
Cartman : [shouts] I believe the people at home see he's not in pain because he's a tomato!
Kyle : [shouts] You say tomato, but I say Kenny!
Cartman : [shouts] You say Kenny, but I say tomato!
Cartman's Side : [shouts] Tomato!
Kyle's Side : [shouts] Kenny! Kenny!
Cartman's Side : [shouts] Tomato!
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[the crowds gather outside Hell's Pass Hospital protesting for the feeding tube to be reinserted into Kenny in his persistent vegetative state]
Stan : [shouts] Don't kill Kenny!
Crowd : [shouts] You bastards!
Stan : [shouts] Don't kill Kenny!
Crowd : [shouts] You bastards!
Uriel : [drifting through the crowd] No! No, they're not killing him, they're letting him die!
Skeeter : [shouts] You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!
Gabriel : [explaining] No, no, you see, they were playing God when they put the feeding tube *in*!
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[the boys arrive at Hell's Pass Hospital and find Kenny in a persistent vegetative state]
Stan : [surprised] Kenny?
Kyle : [jubilant] Kenny! You're alive!
Stan : Dude, how'd you do that?
[pause]
Doctor : He can't respond to you, boys. Being dead for that long caused a severe damage to his brain.
Cartman : Well... well, then he's not alive.
Mrs. McCormick : He's alive. He smiles when I talk to him, I think...
Cartman : That's not Kenny! Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire! Here, look.
[climbs onto Kenny's bed, holding up a dollar bill to Kenny]
Cartman : Kenny, Kenny, look. Want a dollar?
[long pause]
Mr. McCormick : I don't know if it's right to keep Kenny alive on that machine. I just... I don't know what he would want.
Stan : Yeah, the lawyer lost that page.
Cartman : Oh, I just remembered! Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive by a feeding tube.
Mrs. McCormick : He did? When?
Cartman : [figuring out] Um, it was, um, this one time...
Kyle : He did not say that! You just want him dead so you can have his stupid PSP!
Cartman : Stupid? PSP is stupid? Did you all hear that?... Uh, I mean... I mean, this isn't about the PSP, Kyle! This is about my friend and his wishes! And Kenny said he didn't want to live like this!
Kyle : He did not!
Cartman : Did so!
Kyle : Did not!
Cartman : [shouts] Fine! We'll see about this, you freakin' Jew! I'm gonna get that feeding tube removed if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court!
[walks out the door]
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Archangel Michael : Oh my God, they killed Kenny!