- Eric Cartman: [the boys are in the movie aisle] Dude, check it out! Time Cop on DVD. Three copies for eighteen bucks!
- Kyle Broflovski: Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie?
- Eric Cartman: Because one copy is nine ninety-eight! But this way you save like twenty bucks!
- Kyle Broflovski: You only need one copy, r-tard!
- Eric Cartman: Okay, fine, dumbass, *YOU* go ahead and buy one copy for nine ninety-eight!
- Kyle Broflovski: Okay, fine, I *will*!
- [grabs a copy]
- Kyle Broflovski: Huh, wait a minute! I don't even want *ONE* copy of Time Cop!
- [puts it back]
- Eric Cartman: Dude, you can't shop for crap.
- Stan Marsh: Jesus Christ... Dad?
- Randy Marsh: Stan?
- Stan Marsh: Stan: Dad, oh my God!
- Randy Marsh: Staaaan!
- Stan Marsh: What, Dad, are you dying?
- Randy Marsh: No, I'm just really really tired. I was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.
- Stan Marsh: Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
- Eric Cartman: Hey, guys, wait up. I wanna go with you and help out.
- Kyle Broflovski: No way. You want to come with us so you can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying Wall-Mart.
- Eric Cartman: Nu-uh.
- Kyle Broflovski: Yu-hah! you want to come with us so that later I can go "Hah hah, I was working for Wall-Mart all along" or something.
- Eric Cartman: I am not, Kyle!
- Stan Marsh: Dude, just let him come, the bus is about to leave.
- Kyle Broflovski: Alright, fine. Come on, fat-ass.
- [Kyle walks off; Cartman takes out a knife]
- Eric Cartman: Ha ha, you fools have no idea that I will never let you hurt the Wall-Mart.
- Kyle Broflovski: [running back] I heard that!
- Eric Cartman: Heard what?
- Kyle Broflovski: You said that we have no idea that you are never going to let us hurt the Wall-Mart.
- Eric Cartman: That's not what I said!
- Stan Marsh: Dude, come on!
- Eric Cartman: He's working for the Wall-Mart to stop us from succeeding!
- Stan Marsh: Dude, we have to go.
- Kyle Broflovski: God damn it.
- Stan Marsh: Well, hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
- Eric Cartman: [offscreen] Heh heh, you stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working for the Wall-Mart to stop you from succeeding!
- Stan Marsh: Goddamn, that took a long time.
- Kyle Broflovski: It would have been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!
- Eric Cartman: I did not. I wanna close Wall-Mart just as much as you guys do!
- Eric Cartman: Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents!
- [Cartman slips into a trance]
- Eric Cartman: Wall-Mart? are you speaking to me?... My friends... Trying to hurt you again? Yes Wall-Mart, I understand.