- Butters: Preacher says that sometimes before your soul can be at peace, you have to atone for something bad you did.
- Cartman: Atone?
- Butters: Did you ever do anything really bad?
- Cartman: Not really...
- Cartman: [rubbing his chin thinking; next scene he's with Butters as Butters is writing down a long list of things Cartman is rambling off]
- Cartman: Let's see... oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and I never told him about it.
- Butters: Broke fence...
- Butters: [writing]
- Cartman: I took a crap in the principal's purse. Seven times. Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. Tried to have all of the Jews exterminated last Spring. Ahhh, oh, yeah - there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and made into chili which I then fed to the kid.
- Butters: Boy, oh boy, Eric, you got a lot to atone for.
- Stephen Stotch: There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real; there's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super AIDs.
- Butters: Ah, s-super AIDs?
- Stephen Stotch: That's right. A new form of AIDs that is resistant to drugs. Just one tea spoon of super AIDs in your butt and you're dead in three years.
- Butters: Agh! Oh, Jesus!
- Stephen Stotch: So, now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist, and there's nothing to be afraid of. Except for super AIDs.
- Cartman: For some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth. I can't find the passage to heaven.
- Butters: Well, how do you know you're supposed to go to heaven?
- Cartman: What do you mean?
- Butters: Well, how do you know you're not supposed to go to, you know, heck.
- Cartman: I'm not going to heck, Butters! I'm not black, alright!
- Doctor: [while Butters is being anally probed by a machine at the South Park Institute for Mental Health] Don't worry, Mr. Stotch. Whatever traumatized your son in his past, we'll find it.
- Butters: Kyle, Eric wants you to know that he's sorry about all the times he made fun of you being a no-good stinking Jew.