The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)
Heck's Kitchen (2006)
Brenda Song: London Tipton
Quotes
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Zack Martin , Carey Martin , London Tipton , Maddie Fitzpatrick : [stomping on a lobster] What?
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Maddie Fitzpatrick : We're making the famous Tipton Spinning salad bowl as we have done a thousand times before.
London : [giggles nervously] We have?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : Yes! London lettuce!
London : Let us what?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : The green stuff!
London : [giggles nervously again] Oh right!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : [to man at restaurant] You are going to love it, it is so good.
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London Tipton : How do I know when it's boiling?
Maddie Fitzpatrick : When you put your hand in and say 'ow!'.
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London Tipton : Ew, ew! This is so gross and it's taking forever!
Maddie Fitzpatrick : That's because you're cutting with a spoon.
London Tipton : Moseby won't let me use knives.
[Maddie looks at Mr. Moseby]
Mr. Moseby : Don't ask.
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London Tipton : Chef Paolo, my dog hates your food.
Chef Paolo : Let me get this straight. Your flea-bitten mongrel is criticizing my food?
London Tipton : She spit it out like the kibble it is.
Mr. Moseby : Don't listen to her, she's a dog!
[London gasps]
Mr. Moseby : I mean, her dog is a dog! What does she know?
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Mr. Moseby : London, apologize to Chef Paolo immediately.
London Tipton : Chef Paolo, I'm sorry you can't cook.