- Luke Danes: What is this feeling, this tightening in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
- Lorelai: You've been Gilmored.
- Sheila: [in newsroom, discussing voting in a new editor] I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Andrew. Sorry, Andrew.
- Bill: And I'd vote for Rory before I'd switch to Cathy. Sorry, Cathy.
- A.K.: And I'd vote for anybody over Casey because Casey's an idiot and he didn't even show up.
- Bill: He's in the back.
- A.K.: Sorry, Casey.
- Christopher Hayden: Lor, it's me. You busy? Can you talk?
- Lorelai: How come you have the "I've got the government's secret microchip in my briefcase, and they're on to me" voice?
- Rory: You don't need this. You're going to be a doctor!
- Paris Geller: Surgeon.
- Rory: And a lawyer.
- Paris Geller: Judge.
- Lorelai: You're going to have to tell me how it is living with a guy before I let Luke move in. If it's too creepy he may have to stay with Babette.
- Rory: I will.
- Lorelai: And I've heard horror stories about toilet seats you wouldn't believe.
- Rory: Really? Do tell. Oh, but wait, let me dim the lights and start the fire.
- Lorelai: You have a fireplace?
- Rory: Wood burning.
- Lorelai: I don't think we can be friends anymore.