- Luanne Platter: You know, at the beauty academy they teach us that people aren't black or white or yellow or red, but their hair can be.
- Kahn: [Minh wants Khan to meet the neighbors] Why go? I could just stay home, order bucket of chicken and watch "Hee Haw." Same thing.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Khan please. For once try not to piss off neighbor. We kick out of Laos. We kick out of Anaheim. I tired of running.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Hello Dog Pound?
- [Hank looks in the window]
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Yes hello. I'm looking for dog. Sweet sweet dog. Have big barbecue today and dog run out... Oh about 20, 25 pound.
- Hank: Good Lord! It's true!
- Peggy Hill: And this here is my very own rabbit stew.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Ugh Rabbit? You rednecks will eat anything.
- Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what that dang ol' onion soup powder, man, you just put on a little bit o' that, you don't need no grilled onions, man.
- Hank: How about you, Dale? How many you got under your belt?
- Dale Gribble: Zero.
- Hank: Huh? How come?
- Dale Gribble: Don't eat dog.
- [picks up the empty dog collar]
- Hank: My God, Dale, you were right. Their dog is gone, all gone. I caught Minh on the phone with some kind of doggie butcher. She was placing an order.