Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Super Birthday Snake (2003)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• [Frylock has accidentally killed Shake and Meatwad] 

  Frylock : If only we hadn't gotten Meatwad that pet. I mean, he'd be alive today.

  Carl : Look, don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you can do about this. I mean, it *kinda* was your fault, but hey, screw it. They're dead and you're not.

• [to Frylock, after Meatwad and Shake are killed] 

  Carl : Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.

• Master Shake : Oh shut up, you drunk!

  Meatwad : Oh, so you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide. I make that decision.

• Meatwad : I wanted a bunny rabbit, I was gonna name it Nathan... that's Latin for 'warm' by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips.

• Meatwad : [Frylock's Nightmare]  You killed us! I told you not to do it but you did it!... Anyways!

  Frylock : No! No, I didn't!

  Master Shake : Yes, you did.

  Frylock : No, I didn't!

  Carl : YOU DID!

  Meatwad : YES YOU DID!

  Frylock : No... I didn't.

  Master Shake : Wait a minute, did you just to say that you did, because that's what you did.

  Frylock : No, I didn't!

  Meatwad : BUT YOU DID!

• Master Shake : [dragging a ridiculously long box into the house]  Hey, Meatwad! Your birthday rabbit came!

  Meatwad : Well, where is it? Lemme see! Wow... must be a really big bunny!

  Master Shake : Sure is!

  [grunts and struggles to get the box inside] 

  Meatwad : Hurry up! I ain't got all day!

  Master Shake : [stops andstarts pushing the box back outside]  No. No, I don't think so...

  Meatwad : Hey, now! Wait a minute!

  Master Shake : ...because you seem to think I'm some kind of slave now, is that it?

  Meatwad : I'm sorry, you can bring the bunny rabbit in here. Now, I need it!

  Master Shake : And you can have it! It's *your* snake!

  Meatwad : [pause]  My snake? But...

  Master Shake : Snake...

  Meatwad : But you said you got me a rabbit.

  Master Shake : ...rabbit. Yes, well... why don't you look inside the box first instead of flying off the handle like this?

  Meatwad : [opens box and a snake slithers out]  That ain't no damn bunny rabbit!

  Master Shake : Well, whaddya know? It's a snake!

• Meatwad : Hey Frylock, look! Me and Nathan are cuddlin', on the inside.