- [to Frylock, after Meatwad and Shake are killed]
- Carl: Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.
- Master Shake: Oh shut up, you drunk!
- Meatwad: Oh, so you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide. I make that decision.
- Meatwad: I wanted a bunny rabbit, I was gonna name it Nathan... that's Latin for 'warm' by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips.
- Shake: That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.
- Meatwad: [Frylock's Nightmare] You killed us! I told you not to do it but you did it!... Anyways!
- Frylock: No! No, I didn't!
- Master Shake: Yes, you did.
- Frylock: No, I didn't!
- Carl: YOU DID!
- Meatwad: YES YOU DID!
- Frylock: No... I didn't.
- Master Shake: Wait a minute, did you just to say that you did, because that's what you did.
- Frylock: No, I didn't!
- Meatwad: BUT YOU DID!
- Master Shake: [dragging a ridiculously long box into the house] Hey, Meatwad! Your birthday rabbit came!
- Meatwad: Well, where is it? Lemme see! Wow... must be a really big bunny!
- Master Shake: Sure is!
- [grunts and struggles to get the box inside]
- Meatwad: Hurry up! I ain't got all day!
- Master Shake: [stops andstarts pushing the box back outside] No. No, I don't think so...
- Meatwad: Hey, now! Wait a minute!
- Master Shake: ...because you seem to think I'm some kind of slave now, is that it?
- Meatwad: I'm sorry, you can bring the bunny rabbit in here. Now, I need it!
- Master Shake: And you can have it! It's *your* snake!
- Meatwad: [pause] My snake? But...
- Master Shake: Snake...
- Meatwad: But you said you got me a rabbit.
- Master Shake: ...rabbit. Yes, well... why don't you look inside the box first instead of flying off the handle like this?
- Meatwad: [opens box and a snake slithers out] That ain't no damn bunny rabbit!
- Master Shake: Well, whaddya know? It's a snake!