King of the Hill (TV Series)

Nancy Boys (2000)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

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Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : I was down at the ah... nnn... Gun Club! Playing Russian roulette.

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : Did you win?

  Dale Gribble : Not too familiar with the game, are you?

• Dale Gribble : Boy, her can looks so sexy when she's walkin' away, it's almost a shame she's gonna turn around and come back.

• Dale Gribble : Are you sure you're not an alien, cuz you just abducted my heart.

• [Dale accidentally knocks out John Redcorn] 

  Dale Gribble : John Redcorn?

  [stammers] 

  Dale Gribble : I thought it was a burglar! Damn my catlike reflexes. Sh-sh-sha!

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : Enough with the sh-sh-sha, shug!

• Dale Gribble : [leaving J. Redcorn's house]  I got a weird vibe in there. Do you think he's gay?

• [John Redcorn enters the Gribbles' home through a window; Nancy notices but Dale is still half-asleep] 

  Dale Gribble : Where are my cigarettes?

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : I think you left them in the shower caddy.

  [Dale gets up to go to the shower, completely ignoring Redcorn] 

  John Redcorn : What was he doing in your bed?

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : I'm sorry...

  John Redcorn : [tearing up]  Do you love him?