King of the Hill (TV Series)
Next of Shin (1998)
Toby Huss: Cotton Hill
Quotes
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Cotton Hill : Hell, if it's a contest on who's the better daddy, you win. I mean, you made Bobby. All I made was you.
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Cotton Hill : I ain't got a narrow uretey. He gets that from his mother. Mine's so dang wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to.
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Cotton Hill : We were usin' four layers of protection and my men still got through.
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Cotton Hill : [Didi arrives at the Hill's door with a big pregnant belly, causing Hank and Peggy to give her skeptical looks] She ain't fat, I got's her knocked up!
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Peggy Hill : [regarding Didi's pregnancy] Well, oh my, this is, uh, such exciting news
[with a hint of anger and jealousy in her voice]
Peggy Hill : I am so excited, you know at your age Cotton, having a child is such a blessing
Cotton Hill : [muttering to himself] If it's a boy!
Hank Hill : Well dad, I think what Peggy's saying is that it's not very often that a man of 75 fathers a child, I mean when the boy is 18 you'll be...
Cotton Hill : [interrupting him] I'll be dead, pass the beans.
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Cotton Hill : [Discussing how he got Didi pregnant] Well, hell we was using four layers of protection and my men still got through!
Hank Hill : Please dad, there's a child present!
[gesturing towards Bobby]
Cotton Hill : Well she's my wife Hank, she was there when it happened
[nudges Didi]
Cotton Hill : ain't that right baby cakes?
Didi Hill : Um, if you say so Cotton
