King of the Hill (TV Series)
Smoking and the Bandit (2005)
Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
Quotes
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Dale Gribble : Give me smoking or give me death.
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Dale Gribble : We have a death penalty in this state and we're not afraid to use it.
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Dale Gribble : All I can say is I wish I had the Smoking Bandit's courage. He's the Rosa Parks of nicotine.
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Hank Hill : Don't they say criminals always return to the scene of the crime?
Dale Gribble : Uh, not if they don't wanna get caught, Hank.