- Hank Hill: You know, I had the craziest dream last night.
- Peggy Hill: Oh my god, me too! Who did you murder?
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: I bought a hot tub, but right now it's all tub and no hot. Can you rig up some propane thingamajig?
- Hank Hill: A hot tub? Uh, well, you see, Nancy, propane is a family gas. I've never approved of it bein' used to promote alternative lifestyles.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Oh, and Dale didn't want me to say anything, but have Hank check under his lawnmower before he starts it.
- Hank Hill: Can I wear oven mitts?
- Peggy Hill: Were they in the dream?
- Hank Hill: No.
- Peggy Hill: Then, no.