King of the Hill (TV Series)

Tankin' It to the Streets (2002)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : What are you asking Bill for? The Army destroyed all his brain cells with their deadly placebo drug. No wonder he's an ignoranus.

  Bill Dauterive : What did you say?

  Dale Gribble : Ignoranus! It means stupid, you moron!

  Hank Hill : Dale, you said placebo.

  Dale Gribble : Yeah, I read it in Bill's file. That was the name of the drug they gave him. Pla-ce-bo. I think it's made by Puh-fizer.

  Hank Hill : Dale, you're the moron! A placebo is a fake drug. They shot Bill full of sugar water.

• Dale Gribble : Ohhhh I am sooo impressed! Have you also downloaded the classified instruction manual for this tank from Vladimir Putin's website, took a correspondence course in Russian, translated the manual, memorized it, and eaten it? Have you Hank? Putin?

• Dale Gribble : Based on what I know about Bill - and cover-ups - I'd say the Army used him in their attempted assassination of boxing promoter Bob Arum.

  Bill Dauterive : Is he right, Hank?

  Hank Hill : Has be ever been right, Bill?

  Dale Gribble : You don't have to answer that.

• Dale Gribble : Choosing life!

• Dale Gribble : As you will see from this incontrovertible evidence, Sergeant, then Private, Bill Dauterive was given large doses of an experimental drug from 1982 to 1984. The Army was trying to create an elite group of Arctic commandoes, stationed in Alaska and able to withstand frigid temperatures. They called it "Operation Infinite Walrus." Their mission: to repel an invasion if and when the Communists came over the polar ice cap. The drug was designed to promote accumulation of heat-retaining blubber on the torso, foster the growth of insulating body hair, and create the ability to undertake long periods of hibernation.

• Dale Gribble : Bill gave his life to save ours. I can safely say I would have not have done the same thing for him.